And the Rube saw the Angel of the Lord

…AND from the Prayer Warrior there did cum others formed from the discarded circumcised holy foreskin, severed from the Horner man-dick through the righteous vigour of GOD’S wanky hand and anointed with the spurting of GOD’s tepid Holy Spirit in the form of “She’s a Hero”. YEA with shirts and guitars of stripes and stars did they appear, Steve Vaus, “the most heroic musician in America” and Lowell Shyette the inflated Al Pacino, harbingers of good and rubishness, heroic incubators of GOD’S message and in their patriotic rube-bellies did germinate the seed of Horner, and the devil did quiver in his horseshoes. But LO there were dark times. And the times dark did test the dick disciples. War, famine, genocide, cancelled recording contracts, small time rube rallies. And the seed did germinate and sprout. YEA from the distended anuses of the disciples did crawl the singer and the preacher and the two were one. And the one was David Overstreet.