R & B Rube

Get your bump'ngrindin pants on folks because R. Kelly is back with yet more lame as fuck R & B for that ass. Retaining his number one spot this week with he sexually charged Ignotion remix, Kelly sees his career on the rise again after 22 child porn allegations as well as further allegations of statutory rape tarnished his otherwise squeaky clean, I only fucked Aaliyah after her 16th birthday, image.

For those die hard fans out there, Rube Watch have uncovered the follow-up to his chart topping single "I Believe I Can Fly". Much like Kelly's other stuff, the tune is exactly the same, so you should love it. Hey...sing along whydontcha.

And for those of you who always wondered...the R. is for Rube.

A Repeat Paedophile

I videotape girls with me when they’re fourteen
Their folks take me to court, sayin I’m obscene
I take girls to my room for bump ‘n grind
Fact that they’re a minor gets me high
And if they’re into it
Then I can do it
And even if they’re not
That’s even more hot

A repeat paedophile
Married Aaliyah
When she was a child
I think about her every night and day
Dick in my hand, get my end away
All these girls up in court
Nothing there but a bunch of whores
A repeat paedophile
A repeat paedophile
A repeat paedophile
Whoo!

I once believed I was a superstar
But now I’m worse than Hugh Grant in that car
Kids see me these days and run a mile
Wonder how I’ll get me another child
But if I just see them
Then I can do them
If I just believe it
There’s nothing to it

A repeat paedophile (whoo!)
Married Aaliyah
When she was a child
I think about her every night and day
Dick in my hand, get my end away
All these girls up in court
Nothing there but a bunch of whores
A repeat paedophile
A repeat paedophile
A repeat paedophile
Whoo!

PAEDOPHILE
(Choir) Child…She’s a child

PAEDOPHILE
(Choir) Child…She’s a child

PAEDOPHILE
(Choir) Child…She’s a child

If I just spread their cheeeeeks

PAEDOPHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLE
(WHOO!!!!)

(Choir) She’s a chiiiiiiiild.