Happy St. Patrick's day to all...

...except the total fucking rubes at O'Neill's pub in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Who refused to accept our Irish driver's licences as valid ID last night resulting in the St. Paddy's celebrations out here in the desert taking place exclusive of real Irish people. We went to a Hawaiian bar instead. The rules are the rules. Well, the rubes are the rubes too, I suppose.