Rube Watch Red Alert

I bring to your attention an urgent humanitarian disaster. It is unfolding in the Rube Watch Forum as I type. It appears that there are at least two females out there who have been engaged in sexual congress with our patriarch. This is a foul notion for several reasons, but the most insidious of all is that the Uber Rube is attempting to breed, create a little master-of-fuck-all race if you will. Ladies, I urge you, keep 'em zipped around this nefarious joker, those are spray on pheromones. The forum is open to our sisters who feel the need to absolve themselves of the memory of such an approach.