Rube History Revisited

Folks, if our mail is any indication, there appears to be a lot of confusion about what makes one a rube and what makes one a redneck. Perhaps we at Rube Watch haven't been clear. Please find below a guest commentary in response to last week's article by Dr. Montgomery Phalange.

Redneck or Rube: differing branches of the same tree
By Dr. E. Dwight Malone