Rube shops self to Rubewatch - Exclusive

In a dramatic display of Rubidity, John Hunter has turned himself in to the Rubewatch team. He does so in reaction to our listing of z-coil shoes in the Rube Catalogue. John is correct. I am not an expert in the field of human physiology but I do know that anyone who foolishly pounds the shite out of his legs, feet and back by running 10 miles every morning then wonders why he's crippled, is a bit of a Rube.

John displays an additional Rubish characteristic when he admits to believing the marketing hype that the shoes have been tested by the brightest minds in the land at the prestigious Sandia and Los Alamos labs. It may say so in the commercial John, but those guys are much too busy testing GWB's new nukes to bother with footwear for the chronically gullible. I suppose it will come as a shock to you that Michael Jordan didn't in fact sign those other overpriced shoes you bought. You pillock.

Astoundingly, both John and the Rube shoes hail from New Mexico. They join fellow Lobo-Rubes Matt and Jeremy. Not great statistics for the Land of Enchantment.