Rube Watch Welcomes You

Finally, Rube Watching is no longer merely an idea. No more does it exist in random insultory postings on rubey websites and joke emails to friends and colleagues of a similar bent. All of sudden we have direction, our efforts combined and condensed on one page, a portal to the rubes of this fair world, a portal to be used to mock and jeer our rubic enemies, a place where you, an Ordinary, can come to point a finger and to revel in your superiority.

Welcome to Rube Watch

So to begin…

It is only fair that we start with our muse, so to speak. The godfather of rube, Mr. Brian P. Yates, Chairman and CEO of Yates Media (A division of Yates Conglomerate), the self proclaimed “most influencial 19 year old in history”

Have a look through his website…no, please do, we want more traffic to rubey sites. Post on his message board, make an entry on his guest book, tell all your friends that he exists…spread the word, YES, YES, YES, scream it aloud, no matter what happens, no matter what you do, no matter how crap you feel, become or already are…you are not Brian P. Yates. You are not Brian P. Yates. You are not Brian P. Yates. And he is. What an asshole.

Ladies and gentlemen…

We give you…

Brian

Rube Update: Uber-Rube title challenged!