The Rube Responds

Starsnstripes hits back. Or more accurately he feebly waves in our general direction.

Matt young chap, calm yourself down. Let go of your dick for a few seconds, you'll aggravate your injury if you persist with your frantic tugging. I've added dictionary links to all the words you might not understand this time so you can work out what I'm really saying, just make sure you get the context right.

Did I see you yelling "support our troops" into a bullhorn outside the Frontier restaurant back in March? If it was you you didn't look too injured to me. Perhaps you're dodging your patriotic duty like your emperor GWB. Sorry, I'm being cruel. GWB didn't dodge the draft, his father realised he was too dim to let loose on a battlefield and had him carted off to college where he couldn't do any damage. He did however manage to get arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour at a football match - you have to be pretty fucked up to be deemed disorderly at a game. I digress. Just be careful down on Central, APD blew away a disabled guy there last year, wheelchair didn't stop rolling until Monte Vista. They don't discriminate.

To business. Clearly this rube didn't read what we wrote (if he did he must be thicker than we first thought). Matt, we at Rubewatch suspected that you might miss the point of our posts, but no matter, we are here to help you. While Rubewatch's purpose is to ensure that gushing bile like yours is put in its place, we also want to show you some other viewpoints. We are not liberals. We have no siding with particular parties or leaders. Politicians never have your best interests at heart. We say fuck them.

Matt underlines his challenge for the Uber-Rubeship in spectacular fashion as follows:

1. he discredits Rubewatch on the grounds that we couldn't pass Army Ranger basic training, a pitiful argument;
2. he measures his success by the amount of animosity directed at him;
3. he describes any challenge to his viewpoint as "liberal";
4. he confirms that US soldiers can in fact make mistakes after dismissing it in his previous posts;
5. he advocates capital punishment for arson.

Matt for Uber-Rube. Vote today in the comment box below.

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